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| Mike's Cheaters Guide to Super Bowl Sunday |
| The Wake Up Blog | |||
| Wednesday, 01 February 2012 08:48 | |||
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The Cheaters Guide to Super Bowl Sunday -The teams are the New England Patriots against the New York Giants. -Anybody asks; you are cheering for The Patriots. -The Giants beat Patriots in the 2008 Super Bowl after New England went undefeated that year. A solid line anytime anyone asks about 2008, is “I do not want to talk about it.” -New England has won 3 Super Bowls and lost 3. -The Giants have won 3 and lost 1. -The Giants QB is Eli Manning. -New England's QB is Tom Brady. -The Super Bowl is in Indianapolis. -The Super Bowl trophy is called “The Vince Lombardi Trophy”. -7,550 pounds of hot dogs will be eaten at the stadium during the game. -The only day when more food is consumed in the U.S. is Thanksgiving Day. -80,000 pounds of ice will be used to keep things cold at the game Key phrases... Wait a minute? Eli Manning who lost seven games this year is better than Tom Brady, who threw for the second most yards in NFL history, I don't think so?! Eli can move around in the pocket like nobody and he's not afraid to take a hit. But he doesn't have the ability to dissect a defense the way Brady does, and he throws up a lot of risky balls.
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