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Twas the Morn before Christmas
Twas the morn before Christmas, when all through my home
The river was playing, while I searched for my comb.
The play list was great, obviously chosen with care,
It‘s amazing how music can travel through air.
My children were annoyed as they sat in their seats,
While mommy checked her cell for the most recent tweets.
I turned up the volume to hear the news,
Oh no! The microwave and hair dryer blew the fuse.
I ran to the basement with such a hurry,
I can‘t miss the weather, in case there’s a flurry.
I snap on the fuse and the stereos ignite,
Just in time to hear the forecast looks bright.
The kids are tired of Ashley and Mike,
They want Diego or Dora or anything like.
But my morning needs the wake up fix,
If a contest is running, I could win some tix.
Its seems to me there’s a leader of many,
I knew in a moment it must be Mike Benny.
More rapid than PG Transit his DJ’s they came,
And he tweeted, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Hinton! now, Polillo! Now Rick last named Kelly!
Or, Chiu! Or, Seacrest! Or Dr OZ from the Telly!
To the top of the Hart! to way past the mall!
Now play away! Talk away! Blog away all!"
And then, from the radio, I heard a good spoof
The chin guy, Jay Leno, he sure is a goof.
Uh oh, now its time to guess famous peoples ages,
Good thing wrong guess‘ don’t affect Ashley’s wages.
Now comes on Ron, he does ten to two,
His last name doesn’t rhyme, so what do you do?.
I know he has kids and a voice soft like little cheeses,
And his haircut is the same as the wee baby Jesus.
He once answered my call and I was lucky 11!
My answer was wrong and said the opposite of Heaven!
He just chuckled and said thanks for the call,
After an hour of redial I just wanted to bawl.
Then there’s my favourite Mr Rick Kelly,
Rides his bike to work so he doesn’t get a belly.
He likes facebook, long walks, and new Music Mondays,
and Unicorns, and sprinkles on chocolate fudge sundae’s!
At dinner time my wife says turn off the station,
But I want to hear where Santa is all over the nation!
“Sigh“ happy wife, happy life, and all things nice,
I turn off the radio with her stern advice.
As the kids sleep, dreaming of presents, Santa, and honey,
My dreams are filled with the Rivers Sound of Money.
T‘is my year to have the right guess,
Hopefully when time comes the right number I press!
A big thanks to all at 101.3 The River ,
You make me laugh so hard, I hurt in the liver.
So on Christmas Eve when the end is in sight,
Yell “Merry Christmas and to all a good night!"
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